My reviews of popular European cities ~in Haiku form~

Because who has time for full length reviews anyway?!?!

Switzerland:

Lugano

Pristine alpen lake

Mountains surrounding it all

My money is gone

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Zurich

Twenty dollar Pho

Great to walk the old town

Better when it’s warm

 

Italy:

Rome

Like one giant line

But the history is nice

Barely worth it though

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Naples

So underrated

Day trip to Pompei by train

The food is unmatched

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Florence

Da Vinci’s David

The Uffizi museum

Is the best on earth

 

Milan

Let’s see the duomo!

Ok, what should we do next?

Hmm, I’m not so sure…..

 

Germany:

Berlin

This place is so grunge!

Yeah! And my money goes far

Let’s check out the wall!

 

Spain:

Barcelona

Which way to the beach?

Straight, but let’s stop for tapas!

And some sangria!

 

Poland:

Krakow

Castle. Food. And drink.

And everything is so cheap!

Walking tour was great

 

UK:

London

Brick Lane Market. Go.

Royal Ballet was too cool

Pint and fish and chips

 

Edinburgh

Legit my fav place

The highlands are so close by

Scotch Whiskey is great

 

Portugal:

Porto

The wine was too sweet

But that is kind of their thing

Beautiful landscape

 

France:

Paris

Worthy of the hype

Do not go to the Louvre though

Try savory crepes

Nice

Best seafood around

Take bus line to Monaco

Beach is beautiful

 

Do you agree with all of my opinions? Let me know!

 

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